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The greatest gift of husbandA married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?” What happens at Sunday morning at 11?This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil…….. And then…… then….. then……..
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner. M.POfficer: What Is Your Name? Officer: Tell Me Properly. Officer: Your Father’s Name? Officer: What Does That Mean? Officer: Your Native Place Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh? Officer: What Is Your Qualification? Officer: (angrily) What Is It? Officer: Why Do You Need A Job? Officer: And What Does That Mean? Officer: Describe Your Personality
Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now. Officer: What Is It Now Officer: Mental Problems A complex love storyHero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. Again!, hero’s brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain. Finally two people commit suicide. Japan Fast, India Very Very Fast There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. The Japanese exclaimed, “What??… so expensive!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!! |
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