Lit Fun » College Jokes http://litfun.com Hilarious jokes, funny emails & pictures to your mailbox Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:10:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 en Students of new age http://litfun.com/students-of-new-age/ http://litfun.com/students-of-new-age/#comments Sat, 20 Sep 2008 08:09:20 +0000 njm http://litfun.com/students-of-new-age/ Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?

 Student teacher

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?

]]> http://litfun.com/students-of-new-age/feed/ What is the answer ? http://litfun.com/what-is-the-answer/ http://litfun.com/what-is-the-answer/#comments Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:51:14 +0000 admin http://litfun.com/what-is-the-answer/ One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

Test Answers

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …!!!

]]> http://litfun.com/what-is-the-answer/feed/ If students get wrong concept http://litfun.com/if-students-get-wrong-concept/ http://litfun.com/if-students-get-wrong-concept/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:08:36 +0000 admin http://litfun.com/if-students-get-wrong-concept/ A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:

“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class seen God?”

When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”

student-with-open-book

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

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