One Wags a tail

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Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

To get other

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Q :Why did the whale cross the road?
A :To get to the other tide!

Blubber Gum

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Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum!

Whale of a tale

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Q :How do you make a fish laugh?
A :Tell a whale of a tale.

Blubbering Gum

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Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A: What are you blubbering about?

Four Skin Divers

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Q: How do you circumsize a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.

Do you like whales

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Q :Do you like whales?
A : Cause we can go hump back at my place.

Ten Pounds

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Q: Whats the difference between your mom and a blue whale?
A: ten pounds.

Fish and Ships

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Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.

Salty Whale

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Son: ‘Dad, why is the sea salty?’ Father: ‘Son, when a male blue whale mates, it releases over 40,000 gallons of sperm. Only 30% of this reaches the female and you ask me the why the sea is salty..

Build-in Snorkel

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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Little Squirt

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Q: What do you call a baby whale?
A: A little squirt!

Whale Of story

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Q: Did you hear about the flying whale?
A: Actually its a whale of a story.

Whale Weigh Station

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Q: Where are whales weighed?
A: At a whale weigh station