Turtle Wax

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Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because their ears are so small!

Slow Poke

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Q: What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A: A slow poke.

Long Turtle

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Q: What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?
A: A 6-foot turtle.

Leatherback Sec turtle

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Q: What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Shell Block

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Q: Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
A: To the shell-block.

Shell-arious ones

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Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!

Shellebrity

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Q: What do you call a famous turtle?
A: A shellebrity.

Shellebration

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Q: What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?
A: It becomes a shellebration.

Turtle During Winter

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Q: What does a turtle do during winter?
A: Sit by the fire and worm himself up.

Shellmet

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Q: What does a turtle need to ride a bike?
A: A shellmet.

Turtle Neck

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Q: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
A: A Turtle-Neck

Shellebrates

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Q: What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?
A: It shellebrates!

Shelfies

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Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take?
A: Shellfies.

Get a moove on

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Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a moove on

Shell out lot off money

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Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
A: You shell out a lot of money.

Turtle cross the road

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!

Shell-icopter

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Q: What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
A: A shell-icopter!

Turtle Disaster

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Q: What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A: a turtle disaster.

Teenage mutant ninja turtle

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Q: What happens when you get into fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
A: You get shell shocked.

Cross turtle with Flu Shock

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Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a flu shot?
A: a slow-poke.