Q: What do you get if you cross a toad with a ferry?
A: A hoppercraft!
Cross toad with ferry
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Toads favourite game
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: Whats a toads favorite game?
A: It’s croak-et!
End of th window
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Where do toads keep their treasure?
A: In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Frog in bathtub
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q : What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A : A rubbit!
Headmaster and Buflings
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
frog parks illegally
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q :What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad!
What do ou call a toad spy?
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a toad spy?
A: A croak and dagger agent!
Stupid one !
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q : What’s black and white and green?
A : A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Cute Tadpole
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A: A tadpole!
Toads leave their Hats and Coats
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: Where do toads leave their hats and coats?
A: In the croakroom!
Frog at Halloween
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q : What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A : A prince.
Hot croaka
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do toads drink?
A: Hot croako!
Please hop on!
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the bus conductor say to the toad?
A: Hop on!
Open toad sandals
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q : What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A : Open toad sandals!
Star warts
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A: Star Warts!
hitchicking toad
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking toad?
A: Hop in!
Croakus
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s a toads favorite flower?
A: A croakus!
Toads lay so many Eggs
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do toads manage to lay so many eggs?
A: They sit eggsaminations!
Lollihops :D
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s a toads favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops!
Tadpole is new to the area
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
A: Because he was newt to the area!
Dirty double crosser
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q : What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A : A dirty double-crosser!
Coraka cola
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do toads drink?
A: Croaka-cola!
Scotish toads play
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do Scottish toads play?
A: Hop-scotch!
Illegaly parked frog
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q : What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A : Toad.
Tongue Tied
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q : What happens when two frogs collide?
A : They get tongue tied!
toad favourite place to eat
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is a toads favorite place to eat?
A: ihop!
Frog Commit Suicide
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do frogs die?
A: They commit suicide!
A Crocker spanial
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get if you cross a toad and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Rip It In
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q : What do frogs do with paper?
A : Rip-it!
Qorld weakest animal
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Whats the world weakest animal?
A: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Toad become lighthouse keeper
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A: He had his own frog horn!
Lilly Love
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q : What do you call a woman with a toad on her head?
A : Lilly.