A man and his pet skunk walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my skunk.” The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the skunk falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.” To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a skunk.”
Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Plug up its nose!
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a skunk sitting next to him.
“Are you a skunk?” asked the man,
“What are you doing at the movies?” The skunk replied,
“Well, I liked the book.”
Q: Have you heard the skunk joke?
A: You don’t want to; it really stinks!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: I don’t know, but it can easily get a seat on the bus!
Q: Why did Sally bring her skunk to school?
A: For show-and-smell!
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Q: What did the religious skunk say?
A: “Let us spray!”
Q: What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? A: Odor in the court!
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.
Q:What do you call a flying skunk?
A: A smell-icopter.
Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A: A phew!