poor skunk

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

smell icopter

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Q:What do you call a flying skunk?
A: A smell-icopter.

Alchoholic skunk

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A man and his pet skunk walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my skunk.” The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the skunk falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.” To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a skunk.”

show your skunks

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Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A: A phew!

Plug its nose

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Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Plug up its nose!

cenima lover

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A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a skunk sitting next to him.
“Are you a skunk?” asked the man,
surprised. “Yes.”
“What are you doing at the movies?” The skunk replied,
“Well, I liked the book.”

school for smell

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Q: Why did Sally bring her skunk to school?
A: For show-and-smell!

It really stinks

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Q: Have you heard the skunk joke?
A: You don’t want to; it really stinks!

what do you mean

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Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: I don’t know, but it can easily get a seat on the bus!

millioinare skunk

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Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!

Religios skunk

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Q: What did the religious skunk say?
A: “Let us spray!”

Odor in the court

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Q: What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? A: Odor in the court!