Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
Shark Jokes
Solitary sharks
Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A “lone” (loan) shark
Lumberjack sharks
Q: Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
A: He chose log-shark (logic)
Shark favourite james
Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s wake
Deaf , dumb and blind shark
Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
A: Finball
British sharks want to eat
Q: What do British sharks like to eat?
A: Fish and kids!
Shark terk
Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek
Sharks favourite century
Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp
Teenage sharks
Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
A: MyShark
Sharks boogers
Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!
Vampire shark
Q: What’s worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark
Who was sharks favourite
Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Dwight K. Shark
Sharks message norwagien
Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!
Need a Bigger condom
Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having sex?
A: “we’re going to need a bigger condom!”
Favourtie college student shark
Q: What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
A: Finsbook
Sharks is always quoting
Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark
Shark Favourtie Substance
Q: What’s a shark favorite substance?
A: Reefer
Mommy sharks and daddy
Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other
Sharks like to drink
Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink
A: Jaw-va
Crazy shark
Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy
Shark puppeteers
Q: Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!
Sharks favourite pixer movie
Q: What was the shark’s favorite Pixar movie?
A: Eating Nemo
Try to Comfort his friend
Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
A: “its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky”
Dorsal Day
Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day
Home schooled
Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education?
A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish)
Street Sharks get arrested
Q: why did the street sharks get arrested
A: dorsal profiling
Sharks favourite smell
Q: What is a shark’s favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
Quarter pounder
Q: What would they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a hypothetical McDonalds for sharks
A: a quarter flounder with cheese
Slow Swimmers
Q: What do you call the stuff between a shark’s teeth?
A: Slow Swimmers.
Cross a shark
Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler?
A: An abomination unto God Himself
terrible lawyers
Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They’re too nice!
Sharks attacks lawyer
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Shark Elected president
Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
A: James K. Shark
Sharks favourtie tim button
Q: What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
A: Edward Scissorfins
Kinda sandwitch
Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!