Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A “lone” (loan) shark

Q: Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
A: He chose log-shark (logic)

Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s wake

Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
A: Finball

Q: What do British sharks like to eat?
A: Fish and kids!

Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek

Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp

Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
A: MyShark

Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!

Q: What’s worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark

Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Dwight K. Shark

Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!

Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having sex?
A: “we’re going to need a bigger condom!”

Q: What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
A: Finsbook

Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark

Q: What’s a shark favorite substance?
A: Reefer

Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other

Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink
A: Jaw-va

Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy

Q: Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!

Q: What was the shark’s favorite Pixar movie?
A: Eating Nemo

Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
A: “its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky”

Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day

Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education?
A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish)

Q: why did the street sharks get arrested
A: dorsal profiling

Q: What is a shark’s favorite smell?
A: Human blood.

Q: What would they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a hypothetical McDonalds for sharks
A: a quarter flounder with cheese

Q: What do you call the stuff between a shark’s teeth?
A: Slow Swimmers.

Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler?
A: An abomination unto God Himself

Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They’re too nice!

Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!

Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
A: James K. Shark

Q: What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
A: Edward Scissorfins

Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!