Shark Avoid serving

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Q: How did the shark avoid serving in the army?
A: He was a conscientious ob-shark-ter

Love shark

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Q: What was the sharks favorites song
A: Love Shark

What rubbish

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Q: What’s worse than one shark coming to dinner?
A: Two sharks coming to dinner

A swell shark

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Q: What is the keenest kind of shark?
A: A swellshark!

Card shark

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Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK

Shark cross the road

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Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Vampire shark

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Q: What’s worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark

Mommy sharks and daddy

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Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other

terrible lawyers

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Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They’re too nice!

Shark terk

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Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek

Different between OJ simpson

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Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence…

Caramel coated popcorn

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Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
A: Cracker Sharks

Human balls

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Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.

Shark make the best

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Q: What kind of sharks make the best pog players?
A: Slammerheads!

Shark Hudson

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Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
A: Shark Hudson

Cross a shark

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Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler?
A: An abomination unto God Himself

Shark favourite doustin

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Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film
A: Midnight Caudal

Make shark laugh

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Q: How do you make a shark laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.

Slow Swimmers

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Q: What do you call the stuff between a shark’s teeth?
A: Slow Swimmers.

Bluberring about

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Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A :What are u blubbering about?

Shark in blennder

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Q: What’s better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender

Need a Bigger condom

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Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having sex?
A: “we’re going to need a bigger condom!”

Shark Tem-sempra

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Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra

Shark joke

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Q: Why did the shark joke book writer’s wife leave him?
A: She wanted to start a relationship with that blond-haired meathead who “wrote” 200 Gross Jokes

Try to Comfort his friend

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Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
A: “its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky”

Solitary sharks

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Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A “lone” (loan) shark

Buy Sharks on wall streets

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Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!

Shark puppeteers

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Q: Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!

Shark favourite Chraracter

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Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Michael Shark

Orson welles

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Q: What was the sharks favorite Orson Welles movie
A: Citizen Kane-i-kokala

Jawsome

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Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME

Lumberjack sharks

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Q: Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
A: He chose log-shark (logic)

Teenage sharks

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Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
A: MyShark

Who was sharks favourite

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Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Dwight K. Shark

Shark favourite james

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Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s wake

Home schooled

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Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education?
A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish)

Opposable thumbs

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Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs

Sharks jazz musician

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Q: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
A: Reefer!

Sharks favourite century

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Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp

Swimming in Circles

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Q: Why did the shark commit suicide
A: He was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles

Just like flipper

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Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!

Sharks crime

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Q: What kind of photographs do shark crime scene investigators use?
A: Placoid photos

Razor Shark

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Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Kinda sandwitch

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Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Crazy shark

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Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy

King Arthurs

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Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.

Shark Elected president

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Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
A: James K. Shark

Sharks boogers

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Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!

Tastes funny too

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Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’

U can touch this

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Q: What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
A: An M.C. Hammerhead.

Sharks likes fast food

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Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Marine biologists

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Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
A: “My shark ate it!”

Swim far-far away

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Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!

Shark Elvis’s biggest hit

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Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit?
A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark

Sharks message norwagien

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Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!

Sharks is always quoting

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Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark

Quarter pounder

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Q: What would they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a hypothetical McDonalds for sharks
A: a quarter flounder with cheese

Dorsal Day

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Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day

Cross a parrot

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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: an animal that talks your head off.

Mulatto scuba

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Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A mulatto scuba diver who has just been mauled to death by a shark

Sharks so partiotic

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Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish

Shark eart for dinner

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Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!

Live in Ocean and not

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Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
A: The sky is Jet territory

Politically savy

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Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria

Sharks attacks lawyer

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Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!

Stand up comedy

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Q: Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark? A: She bites!

Shark throw his Clock

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Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!