Q: How did the shark avoid serving in the army?
A: He was a conscientious ob-shark-ter

Q: Why did the shark joke book writer’s wife leave him?
A: She wanted to start a relationship with that blond-haired meathead who “wrote” 200 Gross Jokes

Q: What is the keenest kind of shark?
A: A swellshark!

Q: What kind of sharks make the best pog players?
A: Slammerheads!

Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
A: The sky is Jet territory

Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Michael Shark

Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs

Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!

Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit?
A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark

Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME

Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.

Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!

Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria

Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.

Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.

Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: To get to the other TIDE

Q: What’s worse than one shark coming to dinner?
A: Two sharks coming to dinner

Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A :What are u blubbering about?

Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
A: Shark Hudson

Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!

Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!

Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A “lone” (loan) shark

Q: Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
A: He chose log-shark (logic)

Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s wake

Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
A: Finball

Q: What do British sharks like to eat?
A: Fish and kids!

Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek

Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp

Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
A: MyShark

Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!

Q: What’s worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark

Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Dwight K. Shark

Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!

Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having sex?
A: “we’re going to need a bigger condom!”