African porcupine

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“What’s the difference between the United States porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society matron asked the zookeeper. “The principal difference is the United States species has a longer prick.” This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to the zoo manager’s office. The zoo manager said, “Ma’am, I apologize for my staff’s unfortunate choice of terms. What the keeper should have said is the United States species has a longer ‘quill’. In fact, their pricks are just about the same size.”

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