Fatty puss

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Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat with roast duck? A: A duck-filled-fatty-puss!

Pay the taxi fare

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Q: Why didn’t the platypus pay the taxi driver?
A: Because he only had a one-dollar-bill!

Potty-pus

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Q: What do you get when you cross a toilet and a platypus?
A: A potty-pus

platypus crossing the road

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Q: Why did the platypus cross the road?
A: To show the possum that it could be done.

moron platy

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Q: Why did the Platypus cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

splatter pus

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Platypus and a Steamroller?
A: Splatterpus

A battered puss

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Q: What do you call a deep fried platypus?
A: A battered-pus

Platypus in a mood

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The platypus went into a bar. He bought two sodas. “That’ll be $2.50, please” said the bartender. “Just put it on my bill” said the platypus.

Platypus learning new language

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Q: When does a platypus go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!

elephant

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Q: What do you call a platypus that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!

lazy platypus

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Q: Why did the platypus catch the bus?
A: Because he didn’t want to walk.

ugly little boy

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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a platypus in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

Playboy mansion

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Q: What do you call a platypus at the playboy mansion?
A: Platypussy

Cross platypus

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Q: What do you get when you cross a platypus with a king-sized dinner?

A: A fatty-pus.

Platypus took little wine

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Q: What did the grape say when the platypus stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

cristiano platy

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Q: What did the platypus eat at the football match?
A: A platy pie.

Pickup truck

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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of platypus’. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with platypus’ in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of platypus’, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these platypus’ to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”

crossing the road

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Q: What do get when a platypus crosses the road? A: You get a flatypus.

A patty cake

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Q: What do you call a platypus who likes to do the patti-cake? A: A patti-pus.

Platypus shrimp

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A platypus walks into a bar and tells the bartender,”Got any shrimp?” The bartender says ,”No, now go away!.” The platypus walks in to the bar again and says, “Got any shrimp?” The bartender says,”No and if you ask me that one more time I’ll staple your webbed feet into the floor!” The platypus walks into the bar again and says,”Do you have any staples?” And the bartender says,”No.” Then the platypus says,”Got any shrimp?”

Platy tudes

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Q: How did the platypus politician calm the crowd? A: He gave them platy-tudes.

hungry platy

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Q: Why did the platypus cross the road?
A: Because there was free food on the other side.

an octapus

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Q:what do you get when you cross a platypus with 8 tenticles? A: An octa-pus.

Duck Billed

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Q: What do you get when you cross a platypus with a scruffy old tom cat?
A: A duck billed tatty pus.

Fried Chicken

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Q: Why did the platypus cross the road?
A: Because he felt like fried chicken

mattypus

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Q: What do you get when you cross a platypus and a long division problem? A: A Mathypus.