Fortune Cookie

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Q: What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito?
A: An otter fortune cookie

Otter with carrot

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Q: What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Otter knows how to drive ?

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Q: An otter and an otter are in a car, who’s driving?
A: Animal Control

It just let out a wine

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Q: What did the grape say when the otter stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

A little otter

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Q: What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter.
A: A little (h)otter

Otter is much better than pizza

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Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and an otter?
A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

Otter get into honest buisness

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Q: How does an otter get into an honest business?
A: Usually through the skylight.

Prove its possum

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Q: Why did the otter cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

otter learns language

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Q: When does a otter go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!

Haryy Otter

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Q: What do you call a kids book about otters?
A: Harry Otter.

I’m taking them to the beach!

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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of otters. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with otters in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of otters, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these otters to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”

Drowing otter

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Q: How do you save a drowning otter?
A: Take your foot of its head

Censorerd fun

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Q: What do you call the loose skin around the vagina?
A: An otter