A koala is sitting up a Eucalypt tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, “Hey Koala ! What are you doing?” The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?” The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the Eucalypt tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the Eucalypts tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!” So the koala looks down at him and says: “WTFFFF dude … how much water did you drink?
Q: Why isn’t the the koala a real bear?
A: He doesn’t have the right koalifications.
Q: How do you apologize to a koala?
A: BEAR your heart and soul.
Q: Why did the Koala cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
A policeman caught a nasty little Australian boy with a BB gun in one hand and a koala in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
Q: Why are koala’s so sleepy?
A: Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Q: What’s a Koalas favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala!
Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
A: Because he was koala-fied.
Q: What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: How does a koala get from one place to another?
A: On a gondkoala