Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it’s neck and neck
Horse Jokes
Neigh buzz
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
Stable diet
Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.
Jockey communicate
Q: How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?
A: He lays his cards on the stable.
Horse say to other horse
Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
Old neigh-vy
Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!
Horse that lose a race
Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet
Pony spayed
There was this young filly whose owners decided to have her “fixed.” The stallion next door was heartbroken, as he’d always wanted to mate with her. He pined for her constantly. Moral of the Story? “A pony spayed is a pony yearned.”
Little Whrose
Q: What do you call a promiscious pony?
A: A Little Whorse
In tha pasture
Q: Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?
A: In the pasture
Stable tennis
Q: What is a young Colts favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.
Horse lives next door
Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!
Horse like Fast food
Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.
Horses bad manners
Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!
Tell a runaway horse
Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!
Horse Cross the road
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!
Get a horse drunk
Q: How do you get a horse drunk?
A: Drink him under the stable.
Clear the stable
Q: What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?
A: Clear the Stable.
Pony express
Q: What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.
Waiter say to the horse
Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
Kind of horses
Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!
Wearing Venetian Blinds
Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!
Call horses in box
Q: What do you call 144 horses in a box?
A: Gross!
Why the long face
Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: “Why the long face?
Macintosh Computer
Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh
Always said neigh
Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: She always said Neigh
Large fortune
Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.
Southern hospitality
Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!
Horses go when they sick
Q: Where do horses go when they’re sick?
A: The horsepital!
Beardy horse
Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred
Horse name was Friday
Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse’s name was Friday!
Scary female Horse
Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!
Cute Friday
Q: A man from the olden days rode into town on his horse he spended six days and left on Friday how is this possible?
A: Friday was the name of his horse.
Cowboy get stallion
Q: How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?
A: Pay him under the stable.
Naked Horse
Q: Why was the horse naked?
A: Because the jockey fell off.
Southern Hospitaltiy
Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!
Horse like to be ridden at night
Q: What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
A: A nightmare!
Water polo
Q: Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
A: His horse drowned