Horse that lose a race

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Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet

Beardy horse

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Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred

Vampires like horse racing

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Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it’s neck and neck

Horse Cross the road

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Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!

Horses bad manners

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Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!

In tha pasture

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Q: Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?
A: In the pasture

Macintosh Computer

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Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh

Tell a runaway horse

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Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!

Cute Friday

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Q: A man from the olden days rode into town on his horse he spended six days and left on Friday how is this possible?
A: Friday was the name of his horse.

Get a horse drunk

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Q: How do you get a horse drunk?
A: Drink him under the stable.

Kind of horses

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Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!

Pony spayed

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There was this young filly whose owners decided to have her “fixed.” The stallion next door was heartbroken, as he’d always wanted to mate with her. He pined for her constantly. Moral of the Story? “A pony spayed is a pony yearned.”

Clear the stable

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Q: What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?
A: Clear the Stable.

Wearing Venetian Blinds

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Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!

Water polo

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
A: His horse drowned

Stable diet

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Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.

Always said neigh

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Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: She always said Neigh

Jockey communicate

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Q: How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?
A: He lays his cards on the stable.

Stable tennis

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Q: What is a young Colts favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.

Old neigh-vy

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Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!

Horse name was Friday

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Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse’s name was Friday!

Little Whrose

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Q: What do you call a promiscious pony?
A: A Little Whorse

Horse lives next door

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Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!

Waiter say to the horse

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Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.

Horse say to other horse

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Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.

Horse like Fast food

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Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.

Naked Horse

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Q: Why was the horse naked?
A: Because the jockey fell off.

Neigh buzz

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Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz

Cowboy get stallion

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Q: How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?
A: Pay him under the stable.

Scary female Horse

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Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!

Call horses in box

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Q: What do you call 144 horses in a box?
A: Gross!

Large fortune

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Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.

Why the long face

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Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: “Why the long face?

Southern Hospitaltiy

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Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!