Pony express

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Q: What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.

Waiter say to the horse

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Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.

Clear the stable

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Q: What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?
A: Clear the Stable.

Kind of horses

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Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!

Wearing Venetian Blinds

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Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!

Macintosh Computer

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Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh

Call horses in box

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Q: What do you call 144 horses in a box?
A: Gross!

Why the long face

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Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: “Why the long face?

Large fortune

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Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.

Southern hospitality

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Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!

Always said neigh

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Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: She always said Neigh

Beardy horse

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Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred

Scary female Horse

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Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!

Horse name was Friday

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Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse’s name was Friday!

Cowboy get stallion

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Q: How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?
A: Pay him under the stable.

Cute Friday

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Q: A man from the olden days rode into town on his horse he spended six days and left on Friday how is this possible?
A: Friday was the name of his horse.

Southern Hospitaltiy

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Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!

Naked Horse

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Q: Why was the horse naked?
A: Because the jockey fell off.

Water polo

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
A: His horse drowned

Jockey communicate

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Q: How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?
A: He lays his cards on the stable.

Neigh buzz

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Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz

Stable diet

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Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.

Horse that lose a race

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Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet

Old neigh-vy

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Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!

Horse say to other horse

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Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.

In tha pasture

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Q: Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?
A: In the pasture

Little Whrose

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Q: What do you call a promiscious pony?
A: A Little Whorse

Pony spayed

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There was this young filly whose owners decided to have her “fixed.” The stallion next door was heartbroken, as he’d always wanted to mate with her. He pined for her constantly. Moral of the Story? “A pony spayed is a pony yearned.”

Tell a runaway horse

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Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!

Stable tennis

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Q: What is a young Colts favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.

Horses bad manners

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Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!

Horse lives next door

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Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!

Horse Cross the road

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Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!

Get a horse drunk

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Q: How do you get a horse drunk?
A: Drink him under the stable.