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2. Fashionable hippopotamus

   Q: What do you call a fashionable hippopotamus? A: A...

3. Naughty Hippopotamus

   Q: What do you call a naughty hippopotamus in nature?...

4. Hippo with carrot

   Q: What do you call a hippo with a carrot...

5. hippocrite

   Q: What do you call a mean hippo? A: A...

6. Long heaird hippo

   Q: What do you call a long haired hippo? A:...

7. Hippo in phone booth

   Q: What do you call a hippo in a phone...

8. Hippontism

   Q: How can you get a hippo to do whatever...

9. Big as hippo

   Q: What is as big as a hippo but weighs...

10. Spelling bee

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11. Hippo learns language

    Q: When does a hippo go “mooooo”? A: When it...

12. mic needle

    Q: How do you inoculate a hippo? A: With a...

13. Hippo cross the road

    Q: Why did the hippo cross the road? A: To...

14. hippcratic Oath

    Q: How do you make sure a hippo is telling...

15. My nasty smell wife

    A guy brings a Hippo home , tells his wife...

16. Ugly hippo

    Q: What time is it when a hippo sits on...

17. Devout Cowboy

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was...

18. lazy platypus

    Q: Why did the platypus catch the bus? A: Because...

19. lazy workers :D

    Q : How many reindeer does it take to change...

20. Get me a beer before it starts

    A man comes home from an exhausting day at work,...

21. Hi -po

    Q: How do you say hello to a hippopotamus? A:...

22. hippothermia

    Q: What happens when hippos get too cold? A: They...

23. A little wine

    Q: What did the grape say when the hippopotamus stood...

24. Hipp-hop

    Q: What’s a hippos favourite kind of music? A: Hip-hop...

25. Call a Polar bear

    Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?...