foolish

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can’t play grasshopper!

Grasshopper

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a grasshopper walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the grasshopper’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the grasshopper. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

Drinking shaun

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey we have a drink named after you.”
The surpised grasshopper says “You have a drink named Shaun?”

Grasshopper with hiccups

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q:What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A: A grasshopper with hiccups!

pogo stick

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q:What is a grasshopper?
A:An insect on a pogo stick!

Drinking Eve

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...

man and his pet grasshopper walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my grasshopper.” The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the grasshopper falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.” To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a grasshopper.”

Grasshover

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q:What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A:A grasshover!

what are you doing?

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a grasshopper sitting next to him. “Are you a grasshopper?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The grasshopper replied, “Well, I liked the book.

Ugly boy

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a grasshopper in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

Rubs its legs

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q:What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
A: Chimney Cricket!