Difference between Cat and Frog

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Q :What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A :A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Bunny Rabit

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Q :What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A :A bunny ribbit.

Frogs favourite place

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Q :What is a frogs favorite place to eat?
A :At ihop!

Preferred Frogs car

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Q :Whats the preferred car of frogs?
A :The Beetle.

Frogs having Fun

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A cat told a frog “time flies when you are having fun”
The frog corrected her “Actually it’s time is fun when you’re having flies!”

Tadpole

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Q :What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A :A tadpole!

Afraid of getting toad

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Q :Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
A :He was afraid of getting toad!

Morse Toad

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Q :What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
A :Morse toad!

Frogs are happy

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Q :Why are frogs so happy?
A :They eat watever bugs them!

Women call a frog

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A :What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Q :Lilly.

Frogs listens music

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Q :What kind of music do frogs listen to?
A :Hip Hop

Cross gator and Poison Frog

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Q :What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A :A croakadile.

Toad die

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Q :How did the toad die?
A :He simply croaked!

World Weakest Animal

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Q :Whats the world weakest animal?
A :A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

At the Spawn shop

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Q :Where do you get frogs eggs?
A :At the spawn shop!

End of the rainbow

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Q :Where do frogs keep their treasure?
A :In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Leap year

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Q :What is a frogs favorite time?
A :Leap Year!

Hopthalmologist

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Q :Did you hear about the frog with glasses?
A :He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

Plant a frog

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Q :What do you get when you plant a frog?
A :A cr-oak tree.

New to the Area

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Q :Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
A :Because he was newt to the area!

Hot croaka!

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Q :What do frogs drink?
A :Hot croako!

Hoppercraft

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Q :What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A :A hoppercraft!

Frog wear Jumpsuit

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Q :What do stylish frogs wear?
A :Jumpsuits!

Bulfrogs

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Q :What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A :Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Croaker Spaniel

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Q :What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A :A croaker spaniel!

Make Forg Legs

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Q :How do you make frog legs?
A :In a croak=pot.

Star Warts

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Q :What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A :Star Warts!

Open Toad Sandals

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Q :What kind of shoes to frogs like?
A :Open toad sandals!

Call a Spy Frog

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Q :What do you call a frog spy?
A :A croak and dagger agent!

Illegaly Parked Frog

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Q :What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A :Toad.

Cross snake and frog

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Q :What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A :A jumprope!

Croaka-Cola

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Q :What do toads drink?
A :Croaka-cola!

Frogs wear

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Q :What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A :Open toad!

Hop-scotch

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Q :What do drunk toads play?
A :Hop-scotch

Toadly Owsum

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Q :What does a frog say when it sees something great?
A :Toadly awesome!

Finding half an apple

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Q :What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A :Finding half an apple!

Lighthouse keeper

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Q :Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A :He had his own frog horn!

Frog win a Gold medal

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Q :How does a frog win a gold medal?
A :In the long jump.

Hot frog

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Q :Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A :A hot frog!

Golf blooded Frog

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Q :What do you call a rich frog?
A :A golf blooded amphibian!

Frogs favourite game

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Q :Whats a frogs favorite game?
A :It’s croak-et!

Frog with a gun

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Q :Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
A :He wanted to robbit.

Hop-in

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Q :What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A :Hop in!

Frog with no hind legs

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Q :What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
A :Unhoppy!

Frogs in Library

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One day the Library was lonely with no one in it for the librarian to help. These two chickens came through the door screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian quickly got up and gave them each 5 books. The two chickens left satisfied. Just a few minutes later the same two chickens come through the door with no books screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian once again jumps up and gives each chicken 15 books this time. The chickens leave satisfied once again. Then again for the third time the chicken return screeching “bouk bouk” But this rime being suspicious the librarian gives each chicken only one book because they have still have not returned the other books. As the chickens leave the librarian slowly follows behind to see where all the books are going. The chickens come to a stop and start throwing the books into a pond where some frogs grab the books and throw them behind their back croaking “red-it red-it”

Lifetime ban on frogs

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Q :What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A :A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

She jumper off the deep

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Q :Did you hear about the frog who drowned?
A :She jumped off the deep end.

Baseball player with Frog

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Q :What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A :An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.

Girl call a frog

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Q :What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
A :Lily!

Frog leave his hat

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Q :Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
A :In the croakroom!

Get tongue tied!

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Q :What happens when two frogs collide?
A :They get tongue tied!

Taalking frog

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Q :What do you call a talking frog?
A :A quantum leap.

Call 114 frogs

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Q :What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
A :Gross!