Name six wild animals

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Q :Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
A :Students:”Four elephants and two lions!”

Big ho peep

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Q :Who lost a herd of elephants?
A :Big bo peep!

Elephant with spare parts

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Q :What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
A :An elephant with spare parts!

Ten pounds difference

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Q :Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant?
A :Ten pounds.

Elephant claus

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Q:Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
A: Elephanta Claus!

Let out a little wine

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Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Elephants afraid of cheetahs

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Q :Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A :Because of all the cheetahs!

Squash

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Q :What is an elephants favorite sport?
A :Squash

Potato with elephant

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Q :What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A :Mashed potatoes!

Elephant weighs nothing

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Q :What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A :Its shadow!

Embarrassed Elephant

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Q :What’s grey but turns red?
A :An embarrassed elephant!

Wears big and grey masks

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Q :What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
A :The elephantom of the opera!

Elephant creeping out

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Q :What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
A :Russell!

Greys moves fastly

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Q :What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A :A jet propelled elephant!

Both have big memories

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Q :How are elephants and computers similar?
A :They both have big memories.

Falling down

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Q :Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A :Because their trunks kept on falling down.

Tusk fairy.!

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Q :What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
A :The tusk fairy!

Cinderelephant

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Q :What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A :Cinderelephant!

Elephant at North pole

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Q :What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A :Lost!

End of me

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Q :What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A :This is the end of me!

Remembering long tales

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Q :Why do the elephants have short tails?
A :Because they can’t remember long stories!

Cross a parrot with elephant

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Q :What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A :An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Stuckt

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Q :What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A :Stuck!

Elephant never washes

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Q :What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A :A smellyphant!

Charging with credit cards

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Q :How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A :Take away his credit card!

Chicken wanted a day off

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Q :Why did the elphant cross the road?
A :Because the chicken wanted a day off.

Elephant favourite film

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Q :What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
A :You look elephantastic!

Elephant wear sneakers

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Q :Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A :So that he can sneak up on mice!

Peanut butter

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Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A :Peanut butter.

Rubbish

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Q :When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
A :When it’s a baby elephant!

Squashed

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Q :What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
A :Squashed!

Time to get a new bad

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Q :What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A :Time to get a new bed!

Elephant throw out of pool

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Q :Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A :Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!

Elephant to a naked man

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Q: What did the elephant say to a naked man?
A: Hey that’s cute but can you breath through it?

Too big to lose

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Q :Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
A:Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”

Elephant with Rhino

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Q :What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
A :Elephino. (HEll if I know)

Jumbo Jet

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Q :What do you call an elephant that flies?
A :A jumbo jet!

Anette

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Q :What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A :Annette!

Grapes wine

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Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Elephant with carrot

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Q :What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A :Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Swimming trucks

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Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A :Swimming Trunks

Elephant crossing the road

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Q :Why did the elephant cross the road?
A :Because the Elephant was having a day off!

Tierd Elephant

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Q :Why did the elephant leave the circus?
A :He was tired of working for peanuts.

Bring toilet paper

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Q :Why does the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
A :Because he is a party pooper.