Call a Frozen chart

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Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle.

Say to tha puppy

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Q: What did the skeleton say to the puppy?
A: bonappetite

Sheep Dog with rose

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Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Dusky husky

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Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!

Bones in the ground

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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!

Dog’s wag their tails

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Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: “Because no one else will do it for them!”

Dog with no legs

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter…. he’s not going to come anyway.

Rottweiller in Cenima

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Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!

Dogs with no legs

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter…. he’s not going to come anyway.

Dog sits on his chair

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Q: Why wouldn’t the dog sit on his chair?
A: Because he left his sheet[shit] on there.

Call a dog magician

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Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador.

Bear ate lease

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Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: “Well, doggone!”

Dog went to flea circus

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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Speak to his foot

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Q: Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw!

Lick his own dick

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Q: Why does a dog lick his own dick?
A: Because he cant make a fist

Dog taking a bath

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Q: What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
A: a shampoodle!

Marine Biologists

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Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Wear White Snickers

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Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
A: Because his boots were at the menders!

Dogs favourite city

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Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Dog’s Ideal Job

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Q: What’s a dog’s ideal job?
A: Barkeology

Doggie out the windows

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Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
A: “I must throw that doggie out the window!”

Dog and pony show

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Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse?
A: It was a dog and pony show.

Bloodhound dracula

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Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!

Dog cross the road

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the “barking” lot!

Golden reciever

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Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver!

Cross a dog and a calculator

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.

Pros and Cons Chart

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Q: Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?
A: He was CON-fused!

Have a stupid dog

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Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!

Raining cats and dogs

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Q: What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geysur?
A: It starts raining cats and dogs.

Cross dogs with frog

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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!