Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !

Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.

Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!

Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!

Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.

Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
A: Bronto-swore-us.

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
A: Cryalotosaurus

Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can’t afford new ones!

Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus

Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
A: The letter “s”!

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!

Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.

Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !

Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !

Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !