Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.
Dinosaur Jokes
Tricera-cops!
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !
It Gets a Dinosaur
Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.
No one ever tells him
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
Carrot in the ears
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
Dino-Store
Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!
Triceratops with a kangaroo
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!
She had no Guts
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Dino mite
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
T-Rex eat Hamburgers
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Chicken Joke
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.
Blind Dinasaur
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Find somewhere else to sleep
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Enormous holes
Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.
Bronoto swore us
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
A: Bronto-swore-us.
Hello-hello
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!
Cryalotosaurus
Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
A: Cryalotosaurus
Box isn’t empty
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!
Can’t afford ones
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can’t afford new ones!
Dead-letter office
Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!
Do-you-think-he-saw-us
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus
Dino – shore
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !
Dino-saw
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Middle of dinosaur
Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
A: The letter “s”!
Blind Dinosaur’s Dog
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
In the Dark
Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!
Dino – sewer
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.
Anything she wants
Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!
Dowm in mouth
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Dinasour’s crashes the car
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Dinosaur floats
Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !
Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.
Dinosaur should be fed up
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
Dino sore
Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!
Tire-annosaurus
Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !