Peanut better type

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Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!

sir?

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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir.

Long distance

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Q: What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!

Do-you-think-he-saw-us

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus

Dino mite

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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.

Tea Rex

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Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?

Dinosaur never gives up

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !

Dinosaur lost his glasses

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?
A: uthinkhesawrus

Down in the mouth

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !

Enormous holes

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Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.

Middle of dinosaur

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Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
A: The letter “s”!

Any kind

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Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!

Chicken Joke

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.

Eggs Stinks

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Q: Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
A: Because their eggs stink.

Blind Dinasaur

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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.

Dino – sewer

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Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.

Strawberry patch

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Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

Feet smell nasty

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Q: Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck?
A: Because it’s feet smell.

Dowm in mouth

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!

Dinosaour cross the road

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

Dinosaur crashes his car

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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Tyransaurus Tex!

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Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Rep tiles

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Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Can’t afford ones

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Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can’t afford new ones!

Dinosaucer

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Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer

Tricerea Bottom

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Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Lavaly day

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

Bronco-saurus

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Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !

No one ever tells him

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Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!

Cryalotosaurus

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Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
A: Cryalotosaurus

It Gets a Dinosaur

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Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.

Tyrannosaurus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Its not raining

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Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it’s not raining!

The Door Won’t close

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Q: How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won’t close!

The Terror-dacty

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Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl !

Bronoto swore us

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
A: Bronto-swore-us.

Sara’s top

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Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops

Jurassic Pork

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Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
A: Jurassic Pork!

Pure Evil

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Q: Which dinosaur is pure evil?
A: Daemonosaurus.

Tricera-cops!

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Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !

Devour the Factory

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!

Dinosaur shot

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Q: What’s green and hangs from trees?
A: Dinosaur snot.

Blind Dinosaur’s Dog

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Call Dinosaur

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !

Tooth-brush

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Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A: A toothbrush.

Is there one Missing

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Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
A: Why, is there one missing?

She had no Guts

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Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!

Carrot in the ears

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Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Bronto-snorus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.

Extensive Vocablury

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus

He can’t hear you

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

Touchasaurus Spot.

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Q: How do you upset a dinosaur?
A: Touchasaurus Spot.

How fast you carry it

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Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

Tire-annosaurus

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Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Strawberry is red

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Q: What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red!

Holes in Pajamas

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Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
A. By the `D’ on his pajamas.

Dinosaur should be fed up

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Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !

Strawberry jam

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam !

Box isn’t empty

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Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

Dinasour’s car stops

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Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

As far as you can get

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Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!

Dino saw

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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

A Brocileasoarus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables?
A: A.brocileasoarus

Dinosaur floats

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Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !

Dinosaur at the Radio

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

Baby Dinosaur

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Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.

Snore-a-sorus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper?
A: A Snore-a-sorus

Dead-letter office

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Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!

Dinosaur trick are so rare

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Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur !

Her shadow

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Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!

Dino – shore

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Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !

Dinosaur gets car Accident

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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

Dinosaur lay in the sun

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Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore

Short Dinosaur

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Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!

Cheer him up

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Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up

Ptera Don

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Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don

Anything she wants

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Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!

Rep . Tile

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!

Dino-mite

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks?
A: A dino-mite

He is a meat Eater

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Dino sore

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Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

Dinosaur go extinct

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Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

In the Dark

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Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!

Sore throat

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Q: What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!

Dino-saw

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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Dino-sewer

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Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !

Tyrannosaurus Flex

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Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Triceratops with a kangaroo

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Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!

Anything you like..

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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you!

Rubbish

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Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !

Out of the way

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it’s nose?
A: OUT of the way!!

Dinosaur with high heals

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus

Barney in an elevator

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Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

Dinosaur slept all day

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Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!

Tyrannosaurus want to sit

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Q: Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
A: Anywhere he wants to.

Coutnt them all

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Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.

T-Rex eat Hamburgers

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Dino-Store

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Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!

Call a Dinasaur

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops

Find somewhere else to sleep

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Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

Stegosaurus

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Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Hello-hello

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Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

Feet are Saurus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus

Bullshit

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Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!

Out oh the way

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!