Rep tiles

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Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Dinosaur trick are so rare

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Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur !

Dinosaour cross the road

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

Touchasaurus Spot.

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Q: How do you upset a dinosaur?
A: Touchasaurus Spot.

Bronco-saurus

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Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !

Jurassic Pork

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Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
A: Jurassic Pork!

Its not raining

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Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it’s not raining!

Feet are Saurus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus

Dinosaur crashes his car

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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

A Brocileasoarus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables?
A: A.brocileasoarus

Out oh the way

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!

Tea Rex

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Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?

Tooth-brush

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Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A: A toothbrush.

Her shadow

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Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!

Sore throat

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Q: What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!

Barney in an elevator

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Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

Dino-sewer

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Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !

Dinosaur lost his glasses

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?
A: uthinkhesawrus

Call a Dinasaur

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops

Rubbish

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Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !

Dinosaur gets car Accident

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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

Dinasour’s car stops

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Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Anything you like..

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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you!

Strawberry jam

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam !

Dinosaur shot

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Q: What’s green and hangs from trees?
A: Dinosaur snot.

Sara’s top

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Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops

Baby Dinosaur

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Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.

Extensive Vocablury

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus

Down in the mouth

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !

Tyrannosaurus Flex

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Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

As far as you can get

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Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!

Dinosaur at the Radio

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

Dino saw

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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !