Mos-cows

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows

Credit Card

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!

Cow can cut the grass

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow that can cut the grass?
A: Mulan.

Beef Jerky

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky

Holstain

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What are the spots on black and white cows?
A: Holstains

Cross a cow and a duck

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!

Milk shake

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call an arab next to a cow?
A: Milk Sheikh!

Nobody’s herd

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody’s herd.

Bullogna

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna

Ground beef

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
A: Ground beef

Cow stop to drink

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!

Mooney

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooney.

Decalfenated

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A: Decalfenated

Got milk?

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What did one dairy cow say to another?
A: Got milk?

Mooolasses

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Q: What does a cow put on his french toast?
A: Moooolasses.

Milking stool have

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder

Mooooove Over

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!

Farmers milk them dry

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry

Lawn moo-er

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q :What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A :A lawn moo-er.

Cow laughs to hard

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What happens when a cow laughs too hard?
A: It Cowlapses!

Mooooved to tear

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a sad cow?
A: Mooooved to tears.

Evaporated milk

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!

Farmer like a maigcian

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture.

Tea Cow

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call animal drinking with Justin Timberlake?
A: TEA COW!

Barn so noisy

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why is a barn so noisy?
A: All the cows have horns.

Cute Bunch of Cows

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

Sir loin

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow with full armor?
A: Sir loin

With Cowculator

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator

Made out of leather

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why are cows so soft?
A: Because they are made out of leather.

Laughing Stock

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock

Udder Failure

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: An udder failure.

Pasta to cow

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you get when you give pasta to a cow?
A: Beefaroni.

Cow cross the road

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

Talk to a cow

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder!

Cow walking backwards

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A: A cow walking backwards!

Cow-boose

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
A: In the cow-boose.

Precious book out of cow

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

Cows listen Piano

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What did the cow say when a person played the piano?
A: That’s good moooooosic.

Takes the bull by the horns

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?
A: He takes the bull by the horns.

Gallery of Cows

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you find a gallery of cows?
A: The mooseum.

Moo-day

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-dy

Beef-flat

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?
A: Beef-flat

Lean beef

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef

Milk of Amnesia

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia

Cows when sick

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever

The meet Market

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Where do cows get together?
A: The meet market.

cows have horns

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because all of the cows have horns.

Ho-mo-sexual

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Did you hear about the cow that wasn’t interested in bulls?
A: She was an Ho-Moo-Sexual.

Moody blues

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moody Blues

Moo-ltiplication

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What Is A Cows Favorite Type Of Math?
A: Moo-tiplication

Orchestra and a bull

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull?
A: On the bull the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back.

Call an evil cow

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call an evil cow?
A: De-mooooon.

Tits were getting long..

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q :Why do cows have long faces?
A :Because you would have a long face too, if your tits were gettin pulled twice a day

Blue cheese!

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese!

Cows Will be in heaven

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
A: It’s a place of udder delight.

Hits the bull’s eye

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that died with a bow and arrow in her hand?
A: She hit the bull’s eye.

Camooflauged

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow you can’t see?
A: Camooflauged.

Get a moove on

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a moove on

Baby Cow

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.

A half Cows

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call I half a cow?
A: a calf.

Milking stool

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Cowboy complain

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He’s got no beef.

The calf-eteria

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Cows eating grass

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”

Milk Dude

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: A MILK DUD!

Bull Dozin

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
A: Bull-dozin’

Moovies

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q : Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the moo-vies!

Hey! This look likes yours :D

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it’s rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. Thats when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?”, asked the doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, “Hey! This looks like yours!”

Cow get to the moon

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: How does a cow get to the mooooon?
A: It flies through udder space!

Wanted to skydive

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why did cow jump over the moon?
A: Because he wanted to skydive

Moo-moos

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do cows wear in Hawaii?
A: Moo- moos

Peanut Butter

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.

When cows fly

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Have you ever heard the term “When Pigs Fly!”……
A: Well what if it were “When Cows Fly!”

Beef stokin off

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A: Beef strokin’ off.

Bull-Dozer

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer

Udder-catastrophe

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence
A: Udder-Catastrophe

Cows read Newspaper

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.

Your calves

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What animals do you bring to bed?
A: Your calves.

Cow Refuses to Give milk

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course. She’s been grazing in the field too long,… And now she thinks she’s a horse.

Cow only has one horn

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.

Making Cow Pies

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly.

Its justan udder day

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: “It’s just an udder day”

Farmers had cold hand

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.

Ground beef

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef

Cow bring toilet paper

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q :Why does the cow bring toilet paper to the party?
A : Because he is a party pooper.

Ar-moooo-ries

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Where do cows get their weapons?
A: Ar-moooo-ries.

To he mooon

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: “Where did the cows go last night”?
A: “To the mooon”

Lawn moo-er

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: a lawn moo-er.

First animal in space

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!

Cutlet above the rest

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow?
A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

Bull spies on another bull

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A: A steak-out!

Cow have a pogo stick

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.

Sheep and a moody cow

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Cross cow with lawnmoower

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A: A lawnmooer.

Moooving up in the world

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Q: What do you call a cow with an assistant?
A: Moooooving up in the world.

Bankrupt Cowboy

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He’s got no beef.

Cow is a best dancer

1 Star2 Star3 Star4 Star5 Star (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
A: Wait til one busts a moooooove