Coop- cakes

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Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Chicken go to KFC

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Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Eggs-plodes

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Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!

Double crosser

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: He was a double-crosser!

Lay an every day

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Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hendurance.

Roaster doo something

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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!

Bombshell outside

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Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!

They were Chicken

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Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because they were chicken

Chicken wanted to play squash

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Q: Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road?
A: Coz he wanted to play squash!

Chicken coop have two doors :D

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Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Chicken families

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Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Tick tock Doodle doo

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Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: “Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!”

Road roll in mind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser

Medical problem with chicken

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Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long as this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.

Turkey cross the road

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Chicken Lays

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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!

Chicken Ceaser

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Q: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?
A: CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)

Refree cowling

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls

KFC bucket..!!

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Q: How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A: in a KFC bucket.

Spring chicken

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Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.

Chewing gum cross the road

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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.

Piece of cake

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Q: How do you get a fat chick into bed?
A: Piece of Cake

Tickeled to death

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Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

From scratch

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Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!

Dirty double crosser

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Chicken says

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Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: “I have the people-pox!”

Roaster with a telephone

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.

Eats Gunpowder

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Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs!

Kicked the bucket

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Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!

Eggplants

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Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!

Wanted to go

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the “net”?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Bird that lays down

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

Brick layer

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Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!

Burger king

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Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King?
A: To see a chicken strip.

An Alarm Cluck

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Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

He was Chicken

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Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

Chick dissapoint his mother

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Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!

Mcdonald’s run out of Chicken

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Q: Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets?
A: The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.

Chicken cross the road

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

Clucl o the irish

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
A: The Cluck o’the Irish!

Chicken Crosses the road

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Horse and a Chicken

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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my penis and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
Moral of the Story: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Letter to her friend

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Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
A: In a HEN-velope!

Call group of chicken

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Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A: A Hensemble.

Chickens foot

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Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Cuckoo-cluck

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Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

They beat eggs

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Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

T-rex cross road

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Q: Why did the t-rex cross the road?
A: Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet

Chicks to talk

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Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: What did one chicken say to

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Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”

Chicken wear Pants

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Q: Why don’t chickens wear pants?
A: There peckers on their face.