Kind Of cat to have

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Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!

Caught by the police

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Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator.

Lion that swam underwater

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Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: ‘Claws.’

Ice into Mice

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Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge?
A: Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!

Meows sive cat

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Q: What do you call a cat when it is huge?
A: A MEOW-SIVE CAT

Bite off your head

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Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!

Dark horse

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry

She was a sheer paw

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Q: Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas?
A: She was a sher-paw.

Cat wear Paw jamas..!!

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Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: paw-jamas!

Vietanmese like ther soup

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Q: How do the Vietnamese like their soup?
A: Purrrrrfect.

Terrified postman

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Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!

Cat has nine lives

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Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Purr-verted

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Q: What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself?
A: Purrr-verted.

Furniture from Ikea

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Q: What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?
A: an Assembly kit.

Curiosity killed the cat

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Q: Did you hear about the cat who wanted a dog to teach her how to bark?
A: Curiousity killed the cat.

Tiger with a snowman

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

Cat in a station wagon

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Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: A car-pet

Tiger with a snowman

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

10 cats in a boat

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Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!

Pink Panther Show

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Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!

Take me to your litter

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Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.

Stripey sweater

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!

Lion eaten your mother

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Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

Pleased to eat you now

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Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: ‘Pleased to eat you.’!

Call Long John Silver

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Q: What do you call Long John Silver when he has a cat on his shoulder?
A: A purr-ate!

Bottle Of vinegar

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!

Smarter talking cat

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Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

Christmas At beach

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Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!

Evening mews

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Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!

Ate a duck

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Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?
A: a duck-filled platy puss.

They both wear stripes

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Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!

Quicksand litter box

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Q: What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box?
A: Quicksand.

Prince and her paw parr

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Q: What is a cats favorite book?
A: The prince and the paw-purr.

Little of mittens

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Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.

Cat has trophy

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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!