Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Cat Jokes
Christmas At beach
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!
Evening mews
Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
Ate a duck
Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?
A: a duck-filled platy puss.
They both wear stripes
Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
Quicksand litter box
Q: What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box?
A: Quicksand.
Prince and her paw parr
Q: What is a cats favorite book?
A: The prince and the paw-purr.
Little of mittens
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
Cat has trophy
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Because he has sandy claws
Q: Why is the desert lion everyone’s favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!
Lost all his money
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I’m paw!
Survival Kit
Q: What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors?
A: A survival kit.
Smoking Cigarette
Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself?
A. She’s smoking a cigarette.
Cat that gets anything
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
Favourite Kitchen tool
Q: what is a cats favorite kitchen tool?
A: The “whisker”.
Hello Kitty
Q: What’s the first thing you say to a cat?
A: HELLO KITTY!
She wanted to be first aid kid
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Lives in an igloo
Q: What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
A: An eskimew!
Prefer a cat dialogue
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Cross a tiger With sheep
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Pyramids of Giza
Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza?
A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.
Kind Of cat to have
Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Caught by the police
Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator.
Lion that swam underwater
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: ‘Claws.’
Cat in a station wagon
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: A car-pet
Pink Panther Show
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!
Take me to your litter
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
Ice into Mice
Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge?
A: Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!
Meows sive cat
Q: What do you call a cat when it is huge?
A: A MEOW-SIVE CAT
Bite off your head
Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!
Dark horse
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
She was a sheer paw
Q: Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas?
A: She was a sher-paw.
Cat wear Paw jamas..!!
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: paw-jamas!
Vietanmese like ther soup
Q: How do the Vietnamese like their soup?
A: Purrrrrfect.
Terrified postman
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!