Tired to fired

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Q: Did you hear about the man who tried to feed a bear an Apple?
A: It didn’t bear fruit.

Firen from hi job

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Q: Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
A: He would only do the BEAR minimum.

Pandas like old movie

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Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.

Hire a teddy bear

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Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!

Without a fishing pole

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Q: How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole?
A: With your BEAR hands.

Bear get so scared

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Q: Why did the bear get so scared?
A: Because he looked in the mirror

Jerking each other off

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Q: What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
A: Bipolar.

Whats yellow?

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Q: What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin!

Bear to the zoo

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Q: Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they’d rather go to the cinema!

Teddy bear with pig

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Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

Bears like a bald man

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Q: Why do polar bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!

Bear so spoiled

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Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
A: Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!

Leave his momma

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Q: Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
A: Because he couldn’t bear it!

Picnic Basket

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Q: What was Yogi bear looking for in the picnic basket?
A: Just the “Bear” necessities.

Shooting in my shorts

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Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I’ve been shooting in my shorts!

Skunk with bear

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Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the PU!

Teddy bear race

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Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!