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A Really Bad Day (joke)

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There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me.

When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”

“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.

And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”

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1. Joke is fantastic
   Rehan

   Comment by Rehan — November 24, 2007 #

2. You made my day

   Comment by Habib Akram — November 24, 2007 #

3. good one

   Comment by fiza — November 24, 2007 #

4. That was really nice joke, but the point to be noted that after having poison, driver was alive to listen all his story?

   Comment by Arif — November 24, 2007 #

5. That was really nice joke, but the point to be noted that after having poison, driver was alive to listen all his story?

   A joke is a joke after all…….

   Comment by Litfun -admin — November 24, 2007 #

6. i love this joke. its just the way i feel sometimes.

   Comment by Jules — November 24, 2007 #

7. Nice one…….
   Fantastic

   Comment by sidharth — November 24, 2007 #

8. Joke is awesome, and comments r more than, cool

   Comment by Hasan — November 24, 2007 #

9. hehehehe ..
   Nice joke dude

   Comment by Arshad — November 24, 2007 #

10. really good joke yar hahaha

    Comment by Arish Ali — November 24, 2007 #

11. you made me laugh

    Comment by lovebin — November 25, 2007 #

12. i found nothing special in it, boring

    Comment by srishti — November 26, 2007 #

13. lolz

    Comment by sadia — November 26, 2007 #

14. go

    Comment by kelum — November 26, 2007 #

15. nice one thank you hope u do it again

    Comment by Kenneth — November 28, 2007 #

16. haha, aaaww- i feel bad for the ppor truck driver… but good joke

    Comment by shefa — December 12, 2007 #

17. Its coooooooool….!

    Comment by Sonu — December 12, 2007 #

18. yar its superb……..

    Comment by irfan — January 21, 2008 #

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