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A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”

In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”

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1. wow!! i love it more than u can imagine. great mind on work keep up!

   Comment by jimmy — April 26, 2009 #

2. Nice kisses experience of study arithmatic.May somehow i get chance to study of this kind.
   nice man!!

   Comment by short jokes — September 14, 2009 #

3. great jokes thanx for sharing

   Comment by mobitunes — November 15, 2009 #

4. Very good of the girls’ father

   Comment by Jane — December 1, 2009 #

5. wowww love it..dat wat i call a real joke…awsome..itzz sweet nd funny..<3……

   Comment by ash — August 26, 2010 #

6. Very Bad Joke……….

   Comment by Manjula — June 21, 2011 #

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