A guy brings a Lemur home , tells his wife it’s a pet. She asks , “Where are you going to keep it?” He repies , “In the bedroom.” “But what about that horrible nasty smell?’ , she asks. “I got used to you , I’m sure he will too!”
Q : What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
A : “Elk”-a-seltzer!
Q: What’s a hippos favourite kind of music?
Q: Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they’d rather go to the cinema!
Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A: A tiger moth!
Q : How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A : Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
There’s this drunk man standing out on the street corner.
A cop passes by and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”
The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbour.”
Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A :What are u blubbering about?
Q: What do you get when a donkey eats a porcupine?
A: A pain in the ass.
Q: Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?
A: Its a whale of a tale
Q: What do you call an owl caught in the act?
Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever
Q :What is a frogs favorite time?
A :Leap Year!
Police di gadi te gharwali wich common ki h?
dono apne aan te bda shor machande hai.
Q: What do you call a famous turtle?
A: A shellebrity.
Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Q: Why do polar bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!
Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A: A mole of molasses!
Q :Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?
A : Hairy Truman!
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
A: Shark Hudson
Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it’s neck and neck
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
Q: What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A twelve-foot toothbrush
Q :Why did the elephant leave the circus?
A :He was tired of working for peanuts.
Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!
May Your Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Sweet Siwaiyan
Topped With The Nuts Of Happiness.
With Best EID WISHES,May You Have A Happy Eid
Q:What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
A: A Kong-vict!
Q: What’s the diffrenece between llamas and alpacas?
A: Alpacas have more dark meat!
Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!
A Bihari teacher had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school…
” Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”
Q: What does a cow put on his french toast?
Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile