Razor Shark

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Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Platypus in a mood

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The platypus went into a bar. He bought two sodas. “That’ll be $2.50, please” said the bartender. “Just put it on my bill” said the platypus.

Bab-boom-orang!

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Q: What is a ape’s favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!

hungry platy

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Q: Why did the platypus cross the road?
A: Because there was free food on the other side.

Rabbit wearing Glasses

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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Imam Shocked People After Eid prayer

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An Imam shocked his community when he announced just after Eid ul fitar Prayer that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Imam with tears in her eyes, “Oh, Imam, we are going to miss you so much. We don’t want you to leave!” The kind hearted Imam said “Now, now, sister, don’t carry on. The Imam who takes my place might be even better than me”.
“Yeah”, she said, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, “That’s what they said the last time too . . . “

Gorilla playing quiddtich

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Q: What do you call a gorilla playing quidditch?
A: A hairy potter!!

Kicked the bucket

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Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!

cristiano platy

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Q: What did the platypus eat at the football match?
A: A platy pie.

Crocodile with GPS

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Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.

Santa Jaws

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Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

Fried Chicken

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Q: Why did the platypus cross the road?
A: Because he felt like fried chicken

Tea Cow

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Q: What do you call animal drinking with Justin Timberlake?
A: TEA COW!

Pretend to be Nut-wood

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Q: How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)?
A: Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.

Camel Teaches Llama

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Q: What did the camel say to the llama?
A: Let me teach you how to spit.

Rabbit say to carrot

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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.

Let us pray!

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Q: What does the cougar say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: ‘Let us prey.’

Favourite Kitchen tool

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Q: what is a cats favorite kitchen tool?
A: The “whisker”.

Frog Orders at McDonald’s

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Q :What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A :French flies and a diet Croak

Hot cross bunny

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Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!

Toad become lighthouse keeper

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Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A: He had his own frog horn!

Sharks likes fast food

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Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Most popular comic strip

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Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts

Crocodile with flower

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Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

Bera eat for lunch

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Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers!

Cross a cow and a duck

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!

Four Skin Divers

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Q: How do you circumsize a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.

Stand between two Llamas

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Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
A: llamanated

Reindeer with three eyes

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Q : What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
A : Reiiindeer

They were Chicken

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Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because they were chicken

Papa de kum menu ki pta

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Dipi: maa khana kive bnade ha i?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar.