Shark favourite Chraracter

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Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Michael Shark

Peanut butter

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Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A :Peanut butter.

Bronto-snorus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.

Dark horse

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry

Pandas like old movie

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Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.

Parrot flew away

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Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A: A polygon

My Hearing is Perfect Now

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A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

old man

“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”

“Twelve thirty.”

Dog went to flea circus

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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Sparrow-chute

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Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrowchute.

Owl learns a new language

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Q: When does a Owl go “mooooo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!

Tricera-cops!

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Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !

She was a sheer paw

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Q: Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas?
A: She was a sher-paw.

Hoo tenanany

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Q: What do you call an owl get together?
A: A HOO-tenanny

Walnut Beat That

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Q: What did the bird say to the racing squirrel?
A: You walnut beat that!

Rat and Hamester

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A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The Barkeep says “Depends on how good of a trick it is.” The Drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster and places him behind the piano. The hamster starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard. He pours the drunk his drink. The drunk, after killing his drink says, “If I show you another trick can I have another free one?” The barkeep says “If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night.”The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the hamster.” Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink ’em. After several hours, a big time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act and franticaly asks the barkeeper who it belongs to. The barkeeper points tothe drunk who is passed out on the floor. The agent wakes him up and says, “I will give you 1 Million dollars for that act.” The drunks says “not for sale”. The agent says, “Ok, 100 grand for just the scating rat.”The drunk say, “deal” The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat. The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, “Are you nuts? You had a Million dollar act that you just broke up for a whimpy 100 g’s?” The Drunk says, “Relax, the hamster is a ventriloquist”

It Gets a Dinosaur

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Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.

Cow bring toilet paper

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Q :Why does the cow bring toilet paper to the party?
A : Because he is a party pooper.

cows have horns

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Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because all of the cows have horns.

End of th window

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Q: Where do toads keep their treasure?
A: In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Bihari Headache :D

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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says “Saala pura body headache maar raha hai “

Chicken says

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Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: “I have the people-pox!”

Sheep go when they die

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Q: Where do sheep go when they die?
A: To the baa baa que.

Squirel just laughed

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There was an old man from The Wirral,
Who tried it on with a squirrel,
The squirrel just laughed,
Kicked the man up the @r$e,
And said “Why don’t you try it with Cyril?”

prove my possum

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Q: Why did the badger cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Cows eating grass

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Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”

Takes the bull by the horns

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Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?
A: He takes the bull by the horns.

Elephant favourite film

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Q :What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
A :You look elephantastic!

Cat wear Paw jamas..!!

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Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: paw-jamas!

No one ever tells him

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Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!

Happy rabbit

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Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist.

Carrot in the ears

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Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

not good for health

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Q : Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
A : Because they are both tail bearers

Opposable thumbs

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Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs

crossing the road

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Q: What do get when a platypus crosses the road? A: You get a flatypus.