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Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti haiBahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho! Sexy elephant figureIn an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.
Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!!” Machcher ko maar daalMalik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira. Thodi der bad
Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai. Students of new ageTeacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! 100 Camels for WifeUS tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.” The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?” The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.” |
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