Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!
Turtle use to communicate?
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Loading... (9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mooooove Over
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!
Rubbish
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Q :When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
A :When it’s a baby elephant!
What is the answer ?
(15 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …!!!
Coutnt them all
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Farmer like a maigcian for cow
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the farmer say to the cow?
A: Produce some milk
Talk to a cow
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder!
Diffenerece between chicken and meat
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Whats the difference between meat and chicken?
A: If you beat your chicken it dies.
He is a meat Eater
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Devour the Factory
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Barn so noisy
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why is a barn so noisy?
A: All the cows have horns.
Nice Knawing you
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did they llama say to the blade of grass?
A: Nice knawing you!
Give back this lantern to Genie :D
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading... Three guys, standed on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.” |
it all happened so fast
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day. A gang of snails approach him and beat him up for 7 hours. He is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later, he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station. Herman walks into the Sergeant’s office. “What happened to you? the officer asks. “A gang of snails beat me up,” Herman replied. “Can you describe what they looked like?” “I don’t know,” the sloth says. “It all happened so fast.”
smart lemur
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Lemur sitting next to him. “Are you a Lemur?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The Lemur replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Nice way to leave ur nerdy husband
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Call a Polar bear
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Call it anything you want – it can’t hear you.
Little of mittens
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
Crocodile and window
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Billy Idol
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do you call an unemployed goat?
A :Billy Idol.
Sardar needs a toilet paper
(21 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
He asks Santa to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Banta goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Continue reading
Nasty Wife
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...A guy brings a raccoon home , tells his wife it’s a pet. She asks , “Where are you going to keep it?” He repies , “In the bedroom.” “But what about that horrible nasty smell?’ , she asks. “I got used to you , I’m sure he will too!
Frogs having Fun
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...A cat told a frog “time flies when you are having fun”
The frog corrected her “Actually it’s time is fun when you’re having flies!”
Underp-ass
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Q: Did you hear about the hobo who thought he was a donkey?
A: His friends called him underp-ass.
Bluebird
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a sad bird?
A: A bluebird!
Haha Long Arm of the Law
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?
A: Long-arm of the Law !
BEAR your heart
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do you apologize to a sloth?
A: BEAR your heart and soul.
Bite the bullet
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
A: He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Goat married with Angelina Jolie
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do you call a goat that was married to Angelina Jolie?
A :Billy Bob Thorton.
grape under porcupine
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the grape say when the Porcupine stood on it? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Cow only has one horn
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.
Too wet to wooo
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: ‘Too wet to woo’!
Buy a mini ass
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Q: What happens when you buy a mini-donkey
A: Your getting a little ass!
Slow Swimmers
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call the stuff between a shark’s teeth?
A: Slow Swimmers.
Avagadro is good in chemistry
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did one mole say to the other?
A: We make great chemistry together.