Lit Fun

Discoveries of man & woman

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
 
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up .
 
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip .
 
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
 
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage .
 
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered

School kion aatay ho ?

Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

Having a rockin party

17 Management Funda’s for you

1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”

2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”

3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the
same”

4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done
“At least not tomorrow!”

5.”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”

6.”There was a slight miscommunication” means “We had actually lied”

7.”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, will talk later”

8.”We can always do it” means “We actually cannot do the same on time”

9.”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” means “The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”

10.”We had slight differences of opinion “means “We had actually fought”

11.”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means “Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”

12.”You should have told me earlier” means “Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!”

13.”We need to find out the real reason” means “Well I will tell you where your fault is”

14.”Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,” means, “Well you know…”

15.”We are a team,” means, “I am not the only one to be blamed”

16.”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it”

17.”All the Best” means “You are in trouble”

Take my dog for a walk